Obama's new Spread the wealth BMW program

You heard it here first, a new program that Obama is about to unveil for his "Spread the Wealth" programs, is the Equal BMW opportunity. Those of us who can not afford a BMW will be given a garage door cover as seen in the photo, so that it looks as though we all have a BMW sitting in our garage. This will work just like the "Health Care Reform" as those who can not afford insurce will get some real crappy govt controled insurance that will be touted as the same care everyone gets. Even though Obama and congress keep their ultra premium care. They will tax people for the program and state they are holding the money in a trust fund, which we know to be a lie just like Social Security where they have been stealing money from it since it's inception. Yes indeed another great "Spread The Wealth" program brought to you by our now very arrogant leader President Obama. "Bring it On!"